Tea of Jokes

1-
Once I saw a little bird
Come hop, hop, hop
And I cried out "Hey, little bird
Will you stop, stop, stop?"
So off the little bird flew
So high, high, high
And he dropped a little present
In my eye, eye, eye.



2-
At crazy hospital a doctor wanted to examine the crazies men to discover who will cure.So as to do this step ,he drew a door in a roof,then he asked them to open the door.Every on tried to open the door except one,the doctor thought that this crazy man who did not go to open the door he cured.In order to make sure,the doctor asked him:"why you did not go to open the door with your friends?"crazy man said:"because I have the key."



3-
"How can I do now?" A young man who is going to get married complains to one of his friend, "I've changed my girl friend for many times, but no matter which one I took home, my mother just doesn't like her."
"Uh, that's easy." said his friend, "You just find someone like your mother, and that would be O.K.."
"Yes, I tried. But," said the young man, "it turned to be my father who doesn't like her then."


4-
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months..
yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to,
he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears :
"You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there ..When I got shot,
you were by my side. ..When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
You know what?" "What dear?",
she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."


5-
After drinking a sip of coffee in a coffee shop, a man felt that the coffee is terrible. So he called a waiter and asked:
- What kind of coffee is it?
+ Blended, answered the waiter.
- What do you mean by blended?, the man asked.
+ Last week's and this week's.