Jul 3, 2012
✓give better directions than a GPS,
✓clearer answers than Google, and
✓much much more comfort than a day at the spa!
So Read, Recite, Contemplate, Understand, and finally Practice The QUR'AN.
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Jul 1, 2012
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how they can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto their upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee....'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the Old Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, 'HEBREWS'
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up....'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
وهل يدري الطَّبيبُ بما جَرَى لي؟!
جلسـتُ فقالَ ما شـكواك صِفْها..
فقُلتُ الحـالُ أبلغُ مِن مقـالي..
أتيتُـك يا طبيـبُ علـى يقـينٍ..
بأنَّكَ لسـتَ تَملك ما ببـالي..
أنا لا أشـتكي الحمَّى احتجـاجًا..
بَلِ الحُمَّى الَّتي تشكو احتمالي!!
فتحتُ إليكَ حَـلْقي كَي تَـرَاهُ..
فقُل لي:هل أكلتُ من الحـلالِ؟؟
أتعـرفُ يا طبيبُ دواءَ قَـلْبي؟!
فَـدَاءُ القَلـبِ أعظمُ مِن هـزالي..
كَشَفْتُ إليكَ عَن صـدري أجِبْني..
أتَسـمعُ فيهِ للقـرآنِ تـالِ؟!
تقـول بأنَّ مـا فـيَّ التهـابٌ..
ورشـحٌ ما أجبتَ على سُـؤالي..
وضعتَ على فَمـي المقياسَ قُل لي:
أسهـمُ حرارةِ الإيمـانِ عـالي؟!
سـقامي من مُقـارفةِ الخَطـايا..
وليـس مِنَ الزُّكامِ ولا السُّـعالِ..
فإن كنـتَ الطَّبيبَ فما عـلاجٌ..
لذنـبٍ فَوْق رأسـي كالجبـالِ؟؟
نُسـائلُ مـا الدَّواءُ إذا مَرِضـنا..
وداءُ القَـلْبِ أولـى بالسُّـؤالِ..!
When we lose a job, or find ourselves unable to marry who we want, or something is taken from us, have we ever stopped to consider the possibility that it may have been for our own good?
Allah tells us in the Quran: "But perhaps you hate a thing and it is good for you; and perhaps you love a thing and it is bad for you. And Allah Knows, while you know not." [Quran].
Wow!... I do not know whats happening at this moment BUT....
.....NeeVer FELT soOo READy to MoVe ON and mOvE FORwaRd.....
Its coming back to me, i can feel the energy, i Pray this motion wont stop...
"I am READY!"
thank you GOD..