May 24, 2009

Sardar and other jokes

Salary Expected
Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: Yes

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Population
A Teacher lecturing on population -

In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her

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The meaning of 'WIFE'
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."

It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

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In love
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister

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