Some Financial Humor

Thought of sharing several Humor jokes from my inbox, which is related to the recent global financial crisis of 2008.

 

Some Financial Humor:

·         The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno

·         Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno

·         The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

·         What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker?   A tie!

·         The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.

·         I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno

·         Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favorite candy bar - Jay Leno

·         The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures  - Jay Leno

·         President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno

·         What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'.  I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.

 

Bits and Bytes

• Prince Alwaleed bin Talal of KSA, despite estimated loosing 18.06% of his wealth because of the global financial crisis of 2008, he still maintained his status as the wealthiest Arab for year 2008.
• Oman government won't shift to Fri-Sat weekend.