Aug 4, 2008

Launch of the new Intevents website

Intevents LLC, the leading corporate, entertainment and sports events management in Oman would like to announce the launch of its all new website!

The site gone live on the 4 August 2008 at 9am and we would like to invite you to be the first to see the new website!

All you need to do is log on to
www.intevents.com and all will be revealed.

We will also be launched our new branding at the same time, so be sure to check it out.

On the site you will be able to review our events, learn more about the company; sign up for the newsletter, see amazing pictures and even send us any enquiries you may have. We look forward to welcoming you to the new world of Intevents.


Intevents LLC also has two professional event sites Rally Oman and Sinbad Classic.

Aug 3, 2008

Spread our wings


Be proud of your self been a Muslim & spread the word about your religion, by purchasing Sytleislam product.
Sytleislam is not just a name or a brand of a product, it's a symbol of your your identitiy, it's a message and reminder for your slelf and everyone that I\ You\ He\ She\ They\ Them\ We are Muslims, Islam Is Our Religion and Mohammed is our Massenger from God (Allah).
You can read about, blog and shop around at Sytleislam, and don't forget to spread the word arround.
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IT Consultants

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd:
If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"

The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay."

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer.

He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."

The shepherd cheers, "that's correct, you can have your sheep."

The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?"

The young man answers, "Yes, why not".

The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ".

"How did you know?" asks the young man.

"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my business.. Now can I have my DOG back?"

Oman Legal Zone

Oman Legal Zone the first offical legal website in Oman and Middle East. It's the brainchild of Rozalin Al Bulushi, an Omani legal advisor at Oman Telecommunications Regulatory Authority (TRA).

This is quoted from Oman Legal Zone official website.


Oman Legal Zone is one of the first legal websites in Oman which provides legal services via the internet. It is our belief that the law is the foundation upon which modern society is built. Thus it is your right as an individual, a company, and a member of society to have access to the best legal services wherever and whenever you are.


It is for this reason that Oman Legal Zone’s mission is to provide the best legal services to everyone, in the shortest possible time, and at reasonable and affordable rates.


Oman Legal Zone has a team of highly qualified legal counselors and lawyers and we are proud to be associated with the most prestigious legal firms in the Sultanate. Your time is valuable to us and that is why The Oman Legal Zone Team assures you of the highest quality services, in the shortest possible time.

Mr. Blue-Chi has mentioned about the website and the founder in his journal under the title 'New Website Alert: Oman Legal Zone'.

*London Times* Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.


Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).


His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.


Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.


It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplast to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.


Common Sense lost the will to live as the religious commandments became contraband; churches became businesses & criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault, when a man taking pictures of his children in a park was arrested, then children's faces are blurred in every picture, when everything became racist and every statement had to be whetted for fear of being overly sensitive to someone somewhere.


Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.


Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth & Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; & his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame & I'm A Victim.


Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, remember him in your thoughts, that is how you can make him live for ever. If not, join the majority and do nothing."

Aug 1, 2008

ULTIMATE JOURNEY

Ticket Type : One-way
Price : Absolutely free (booking confirmed)

Passenger Details:
Name : One of the Children of Adam
Origins : From clay
Address : Planet Earth

Conditions Of Travel:
Departure : From life on earth
Destination : Eternal life
Stop-over : Hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person)
Duration of flight : From couple of seconds to several millions of years

Departure time:
Time of death : Exact time is unknown ( but it can happen earlier than expected)
Arrival time : On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable)

Information About Interrogation:
On the arrival to the hotel (grave): incorruptible Auditors - two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning. Three questions will be asked:
1. Who is your God?
2. Who is your prophet?
3. What is your religion?

Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more information, refer to 27th Aya of Sura 'Ibrahim' of the Holy Quran.

Luggage:
1. Despite the fact that the air transfers only one passenger at a time, there are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with you
2. You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth
3. Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden.
4. Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of well spent time on calling people to Islam.

Important instructions:
All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable refundable.
This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races, nationalities, religions and of all ages.
Delays are not stipulated.

Captain:
Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of departure.

For more information:
Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Quran and Sunnah , could also consult Aalims (scholars). Please do it as soon as possible.

During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time.

Additional instructions:
1. You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other travel documents. To prepare for a comfortable flight:
2. Pray 5 times a day
3. Read the Holy Quran
4. Follow the sunnah to the best of your ability and be ready for your flight, as you may have to depart any minute (even now)

Final warning:
Final destination depends on you! Please do not waste your time on planet earth. Remember, you have one-way ticket: , Either to Hell or to Paradise.
Jahannam OR Jannath

Hence read & practice the instructions from the manuals ( Qur'aan and Sunnah) carefully And follow to reach JANNAH.

Insha Allah , With HIS Grace, We all meet there in the Gardens of Jannah.

Perfect Pringles flavors


I have two fav Pringles, Spicy Guacamole & Barbecue. Spicy Guacamole is only sold in Sultan Center and currently out of stock and they won't order it until God knows when. Spicy Guacamole is very addictive.

Spicy Guacamole
Holy guacamole! This is no ordinary avocado. Spice up your next fiesta with the feisty flavor sensation of Pringles Spicy Guacamole.


Barbecue
Need an extra boost in your cowboy boots? Break out the bold flavor of Pringles Barbecue. So savory and sweet, the tangy taste is just the thing to get you back in the saddle.


Note: All images from pringles.com