Apr 21, 2009
Apr 20, 2009
Its hot
I haven't been writing allot lately, as most of my posts have been pre-schadulled for the past week and may continue until 1st week of May.
I am kind off busy as well as recovering from cold & back ache, resulted of long hours of sitting infront of laptop screen work& home. Been advised to be off the laptop for 2 weeks at home, but I'm back to work & trying my best not to brawse via my mobile.
I am out & trying to kill time by writing this post, as I miss reading & tweeting, I also miss my tweeps. I was tempted to read their posts but I stopped my self as I know I'll start responding to their posts.
That's all for now, enjoy my posts from my inbox. It's the Alasr prayer time now, how lovely to hear the muathin & the sound of the waves, its so relaxing but the weather is too hot, I am out of my mind to sit outside.
I am kind off busy as well as recovering from cold & back ache, resulted of long hours of sitting infront of laptop screen work& home. Been advised to be off the laptop for 2 weeks at home, but I'm back to work & trying my best not to brawse via my mobile.
I am out & trying to kill time by writing this post, as I miss reading & tweeting, I also miss my tweeps. I was tempted to read their posts but I stopped my self as I know I'll start responding to their posts.
That's all for now, enjoy my posts from my inbox. It's the Alasr prayer time now, how lovely to hear the muathin & the sound of the waves, its so relaxing but the weather is too hot, I am out of my mind to sit outside.
Apr 19, 2009
Little Johnny
One day Lil Johny says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother
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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?
L.Johnny: But I asked first!
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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis , Minnesota ."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio ."
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"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.
"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.
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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"
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Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Little Johnny: One dollar.
Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father
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Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."
Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again."
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Little Johnny: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he made me give up my seat to a lady.
Mum: Well, you have done the right thing.
Little Johnny: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother
__________________________________
L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?
L.Johnny: But I asked first!
__________________________________
Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis , Minnesota ."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio ."
__________________________________________________
"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.
"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.
__________________________________________________
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"
________________________________________
Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Little Johnny: One dollar.
Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father
__________________________
Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."
Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again."
___________________________
Little Johnny: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he made me give up my seat to a lady.
Mum: Well, you have done the right thing.
Little Johnny: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap
Apr 18, 2009
We only see what we want to see
My cousin and several friends dropped me an email with the below link and comment.
Click at the hyperlink and see the how people live in the real world, and thank God for what you have.
http://www.cultureunplugged.com/play/1081/Chicken-a-la-Carte
This happens in every country.
Go to http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/poll/1,,661-5037790,00.html and vote 'No' for banning Hijab.
PLEASE OPEN THE SITE BELOW AND SEE HOW PEOPLE LEAVE WITH NO FOOD AND WAITING FOR THROWING FOOD FROM THE RESTAURANT. THANKS GOD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE.
Click at the hyperlink and see the how people live in the real world, and thank God for what you have.
http://www.cultureunplugged.
This happens in every country.
Go to http://www.news.com.au/
Apr 17, 2009
Apr 16, 2009
What to do when you are trapped in a lift?
I received this forwarding mail from my cousin, to sure if it is true or not, but thought to share it with you.
What to do when you are trapped in a lift?
We never know when and where accidents will happen to us OR people around us. Read on and hope this piece of information may help any of us when things do happen to ourselves, our friends and our loved ones.
One day, while in a lift, it suddenly broke down and it was falling from level 13 at a fast speed. Fortunately, I remembered watching a TV program that taught you must quickly press all the buttons for all the levels. Finally, the lift stopped at the 5th level. When you are facing life and death situations, whatever decisions or actions you make decides your survival. If you are caught in a lift breakdown, first thought in mind may be 'waiting to die'...
But after reading below, things will definitely be different the next time you are caught in a lift.
First – Quickly press all the different levels of buttons in the lift.
Second – Hold on tight to the handle (if there is any).
Third – Lean your back and head against the wall forming a straight line.
Fourth – Bend your knees. Reason – When the lift falls, you will not know when it will hit the ground, and it may result in whole body bone fracture.
Point 1 – When the emergency electricity supply is being activated, it will stop the lift from falling further.
Point 2 – It is to support your position and prevent you from falling or getting hurt when you lost your balance.
Point 3 – Leaning against the wall is to use it as a support for your back/spine as protection.
Point 4 – Ligament is a flexible, connective tissue. It can be attached to the bone part of the activities, but limit the scope of their activities in order to avoid injury. Thus, the impact of fractured bones will be minimised from the severe pressure during fall.
For everyone, do send out this piece of information to all you care.
What to do when you are trapped in a lift?
We never know when and where accidents will happen to us OR people around us. Read on and hope this piece of information may help any of us when things do happen to ourselves, our friends and our loved ones.
One day, while in a lift, it suddenly broke down and it was falling from level 13 at a fast speed. Fortunately, I remembered watching a TV program that taught you must quickly press all the buttons for all the levels. Finally, the lift stopped at the 5th level. When you are facing life and death situations, whatever decisions or actions you make decides your survival. If you are caught in a lift breakdown, first thought in mind may be 'waiting to die'...
But after reading below, things will definitely be different the next time you are caught in a lift.
First – Quickly press all the different levels of buttons in the lift.
Second – Hold on tight to the handle (if there is any).
Third – Lean your back and head against the wall forming a straight line.
Fourth – Bend your knees. Reason – When the lift falls, you will not know when it will hit the ground, and it may result in whole body bone fracture.
Point 1 – When the emergency electricity supply is being activated, it will stop the lift from falling further.
Point 2 – It is to support your position and prevent you from falling or getting hurt when you lost your balance.
Point 3 – Leaning against the wall is to use it as a support for your back/spine as protection.
Point 4 – Ligament is a flexible, connective tissue. It can be attached to the bone part of the activities, but limit the scope of their activities in order to avoid injury. Thus, the impact of fractured bones will be minimised from the severe pressure during fall.
For everyone, do send out this piece of information to all you care.
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